Welcome to RateYourDoody.Com!

There are few feelings quite as good as pinching the perfect deuce, and Dr. Loren Ritter knows it. That’s why they call him Dr. Doody! (You might have heard him with his good friends Opie & Anthony last year.)
Soon, Dr. Doody will return to Opie & Anthony to tell us how we can all get healthier by offering long, glorious turds to the Gods of Porcelain. To celebrate, we want YOU to display your dookie, present your poop, lay out your logs . . . so we can see who’s proudly dropping long brown snakes, and who’s shamefully leaving behind rabbit pellets! At RateYourDoody.com, your number two can be #1!
Browse our galleries and be sure to rate each doody on a scale of 1 to 10! Remember, the bigger the better . . . because big poop means a healthier body! And if you’d like to submit your own masterpiece for review, sign up and post your photo.

And if you’re NOT squeezing out scandalously large brownies, then feel free to cheat with Dr. Doody’s Aloe Ease . . . it will cleanse your body, and your bathroom trips are going to feel a helluva lot more satisfying.